Thank you Groupon.com for this dose of laughter this Wednesday morning:
For as long as matches have existed, so has fire. If you suspect that your house may be aflame, stay safe by following these simple steps:
S-M-O-K-E
S: Search for the source. The only way to protect yourself is to be informed.
M: Measure the diameter of the fire. The firemen need this for their records.
O: Open a window next to the flames so that a stiff breeze might blow the fire out.
K: Kiss all of your favorite possessions. You won't have time to take them with you.
E: Escape up the chimney (the last place a fire would look for you) and wait quietly on the roof for rescue.
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